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Entries from April 2006

When you remote start a car, bad things happen.

April 25, 2006 · 18 Comments

Remote start.

Bad.

Bad, bad, bad.

Call it a feature. I’d like to call it – Tool of Destruction. Like many before today, the remote start feature bundled with some car alarm systems, has caused collateral damage.

My race partner Stan had just called me to inform me that my car, who has been with him since last week (for the R3TAC 2dot6 autocross in Danga Bay which I missed), has slammed into a wall. Stan, apparently remote started the car to ‘warm it up’ while he took the trash out. He then, realised of course, that he had parked it in gear, hence the loud ‘crash’.

Swell.

I am completely speechless. For one, I almost never use the feature due to Captor remote which has a very short range, therefore rendering the remote start feature useless. And number two, I NEVER park the car in gear. That’s so bloody last century.

Needless to say, I’m pretty darn pissed. Sigh.

Categories: Mishy Mashy Wishy Washy

Busted ankle. Down but not quite out.

April 22, 2006 · 7 Comments

Futsal night ended in a bit of misery (and lots of pain thrown in for good measure!) on Wednesday night. Just a minute after scoring a goal, while in pursuit of the ball in possession of my Spanish opponent, my left ankle got caught in an awkward position when I changed direction. Heard some unpleasant crackling and popping before I fell to the ground. I laid down grabbing my left leg, stunned for a minute or two. The rest of the playing gang surrounded me, thinking I had leg cramps initially. Needless to say, the pain was excruciating. Ankle swelled up as big as a fist.

I was lifted out of the pitch by my cousin Ivan (who complained I was heavy!) and Hon, my colleague.

The ankle swelled more as I rested. ‘Iced’ it down with a sufficiently chilled can of 100 Plus and some Deep Heat muscle pain relief spray I got hold of. Felt much relief after.

Pain when I got out of bed the next day was a big ‘Owwwwww’, for lack of better word. Stiff as hell, I limped to the loo. I took a day’s off to get my ankle checked out. Paid a visit to my favourite traditional physio in Paramount Garden in the morning. He looked at my ankle then at me and said “Futsal?”. Heh. He knew. “Everyday, I get people coming in here with injury from futsal.”

Crack. A very audible crackling from my ankle quickly translated to a very audible “OWWWWWWW!” from me as the physio popped my ankle back into place. He placed pressure on the painful bits and I could have cried. Painful.

Had him look at my right ankle which was painful due to stress. He laughed. “Both ankles! Hah, young man!”

I limped out of the clinic, both ankles bandaged. Got some stares too.

My ankles were in pain, but I think the thought of missing the R3 Time Attack Challenge 2dot6 2006 over the weekend in Danga Bay, Johor was even more painful. Points scored from the 1st edition R3TAC 1dot 6 in Shah Alam last month put me in a good 4th place in the championships. Partner and fellow TTR team-mate Stanley lies in 5th. I had to pull out, in disappointment, leaving Stan with my car flying the TTR flag.

Sad, but such is life eh?

Categories: Mishy Mashy Wishy Washy

The end of broadband. Period.

April 19, 2006 · 6 Comments

For my personal broadband connection at home, at least, that holds some truth. You see, since having installed, measureable speeds have been unmeasurably way below expectations. I have tolerated, waited (mostly waited, actually) and waited and tolerated and waited since February for some sort of improvement in service.

Unfortunately for me, and the thousands of other ‘broadband’ victims of monolith Streamyx, nothing has changed. I dread to say that it will never change, but looking at the current situation, perhaps that statement has some truth in it. There was a glimpse of hope on one day – with a recorded 800Kbps, but alas, that was not to be. Like an excited teenager having sex for the first time, it lasted a disappointing minute or two, then plummetted steeply to the very depths of broadband robbery also known as the TM Streamyx service.

“Dear all, please subscribe to streamyx now. I’ve tested it and what they said is true – Jean”

I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry digesting their ad. Firstly, sack the copywriter who wrote that. Secondly, sack your creative agency. Shame on you. Thirdly, sack yourself for telling outright lies about your appalling service. Consequently, sack yourself again for offering appalling service which you lie about using lame, made-up customer testimonials cooked up by your copywriter who works for your creative agency.

TM, if you are even listening – let me tell you something – value is NOT paying RM99 for 1Mbps and getting 200Kbps. Value is NOT getting analogue modem speeds when it should be ‘high-speed broadband’.

For 2 whole months, I’ve listened to your reasons. I am of course, a completely reasonable person. And a tolerant, patient one. I’ve waited for your actions. And waited for your testing and rectifications. I’ve tolerated and kept myself sane throughout despite the constant disconnections and slowpoke speeds. I’ve contained my boiling blood observing broken pings on my Terminal every bloody minute.

But no more. I do not care if you give me a bloody rebate on my next bill, which evidently I refuse to pay. And I do not care if you blame my apartment management for the ‘vertical wiring problem’. And I don’t give a rat’s ass if a third party transmission device is causing RF interruptions and distortions to your wiring in my building. I don’t give a fuck.

You wanted time and I’ve given you ample time to sort things out. Two months. Two whole friggin’ months. How long do you need? Why don’t you tell your customers how long? Rectify the damn problem and stop offering the service to your customers until it gets sorted.

You know what? I’ve had enough. And just like I told TM’s Head of Consumer Sales when I gave them an ultimatum – sort it out by (last) Friday or I’ll cancel my subscription. And an official complaint will be sent to TM CEO, TMNet, the Consumer Assocation and the press.

Cancellation, at this point, is inevitable. I hope the complaint letters will make a difference. If not for me, perhaps for future subscribers and customers. I am appalled that I’ve been made to wait this long and far, only to be disappointed yet again with outcome.

Disgruntled.

Technorati tags: TM, Telekom Malaysia, Streamyx, broadband, TMNet

Categories: Mishy Mashy Wishy Washy

Look out, here comes SpiderBear!

April 17, 2006 · 8 Comments


Spider-bear, spider-bear,
swings around in his underwear,
he’s so fat, he’s so round,
when he lands he goes underground,
look out, here comes the Spider-bear!

Spider-bear, spider-bear,
when he moves his costume tears,
he’s a blob, he’s a lump,
the walls fall over when he jumps,
look out, here comes the Spider-bear!

Spider-bear, spider-bear,
there’s no hero that can compare,
always there to help you out,
except sometimes when he’s got gout,
look out, here comes the Spider-bear!
Here comes the Spider-bear! RAWR!

Concept and original idea by
Vince + Alvin

Illustrated by
Vernon

Theme song by
Vince

Technorati tags: Spiderman

Categories: Comic Life

Photo-Realistic Digital Art – How real is real? How far would you go?

April 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment

For professional digital photo-realist artist, Bert Monroy, the destination is unimportant, as realistic as it may be. The journey of recreating realism is the real challenge and this challenge is the ultimate reason for pursuing these meticulous pieces of artwork.

How long is too long to spend on a piece of art in Photoshop? How about 2,000 hours? How about a file that contains no less than 15,000 layers, 500 alpha channels, and 250,000 paths? I wouldn’t be caught dead working on a Photoshop file for that long even if I had all the time in the world. I don’t think I can sustain interest for that extended period of time. Too impatient.

If you aren’t wow-ed by the masterpieces, you would be with the facts and figures. Former ILM employee, Bert, has certainly pushed the envelope (pretty fuckin’ far, methinks) where pixel art is concerned. Wow.

Originally linked by Veerle.

Technorati tags: Digital art, photo-realistic art, Photoshop, Bert Monroy, ILM, pixel art, Veerle

Categories: Creative Edge + Design Divulgence

Caught! Life in the Fast Lane.

April 17, 2006 · 1 Comment


This is my second summon since I got my Satria R3 in December 2004. Was on my way to Johor for a drift event. Glad they didn’t catch me at 220km/h, which I was travelling at, at some point.

Arrgh. RM150 poorer. Bah!

Categories: Mishy Mashy Wishy Washy

Siem Reap, Cambodia – Day One

April 9, 2006 · 3 Comments

I hardly caught any sleep before I had to get up at 5.30am, on a day which usually involves recuperative sleep at the start of the weekend. It was a mad, mad rush the night before to get everything settled – stocking up on supplies, collecting my digicam from Stan, dropping of J’s car at my parents’, packing everything into my spanking new Vertikal backpack. Phew. Exhausting!

We congregated at Peanut’s apartment in USJ at 6.30am, where a cab was already waiting, where we also met Cat, another friend on the trip. Four of us, strangely enough, are designers by profession. The cab took us to the recently launched Low Cost Carrier Terminal or LCCT, at KLIA.

The airport for cheapskates
We expected a barebones terminal but to our surprise, wasn’t at all bad – with 2 restaurants, duty free shop and basic amenities. Forget cosmetics, as it is spartan at best. The ticket counters basic. The whole building looked like a warehouse from the inside. Kind of reminded me of Madras airport, the way the ticket counters looked, and the minimalist interior. Well, you want cheap flights? You got it, people. You get a cheap airport too! We’re all cheapskates!

Our flight to Siem Reap, Cambodia cost us nothing as we got free tickets during the massive Air Asia promo. Flight back to Kuala Lumpur from Phnom Penh costs USD58, excluding airport tax of USD25. Cheap.

Once we got ourselves checked-in (without check-in baggage), we had a wonderful breakfast (not!) at McDs (ekkk!!!). We had about one and a half hours to burn, so we took our time, enjoying the Big Breakfast and just chatted.

Tick. Tick. Tick.

As soon as the time hit 9.20am we were on our feet and headed to the departure lounge. There was a slight delay (expected with Air Asia, nothing new) but once we got pass that, it was a smooth-sailing 2 hour flight in the Boeing 737. All four of us, sleep-deprived souls got some much-needed shut-eye before we touched down at Siem Reap International Airport.

This is an airport?

The airport is tiny, reminded me of the old Miri airport, just a small terminal building. Basic but effective. Actually, it was more like a huge hut once you enter. The immigration check was slow, but no unexpected funnies there. Malaysians do not need a visa to enter Cambodia, so the crowd of foreigners, mostly Caucasians had to fill up visa forms and cough up USD20-USD25 for visas, while we strolled along.

We instantly caught a cab, which costs a flat USD5 to get into Siem Reap. By the way, all cars are left-hand drives ala America. The cab we got into, some Toyota Corolla or Camry variant had a strange seatbelt mechanism which activates once you open the front passenger door. It slides across and buckles you safely once you close the door.

Hello, Siem Reap!

Anyways, Siem Reap city (or should I say town?) is about 7kms from the airport. For your info, there is a commission-based system for cabs, tuk-tuks, guesthouses/hotels and tours in Cambodia. This is hardly uncommon practice in Asia, as observed through my experience of travelling to countries like India, for example. So cab/tuk-tuk drivers will always do their best to push for you to agree on his recommendation of accommodation (for his benefit, of course). Peanut’s got a Lonely Planet guidebook as a bible, which proved to be an extremely useful tool throughout the trip. For travellers, and especially backpackers, I recommend you to buy one to assist you on your travels. In any case, we agreed to have a look at the guesthouse he recommended. Wasn’t at all bad, USD10 per night.

We, however, wanted to be close to Phsar Chas (pronounced ‘Sa Cha’), or Old Market, so we opted for Popular Guesthouse, as rated quite highly by the book. Although travelling under strict budget constraints, we were wise to choose an air-conditioned room with an attached bath, looking at the dry, extremely humid weather we would encounter for the entire trip. Guesthouses can cost as low as USD3-5 per night, but usually equipped with just a fan and a common bathroom and/or toilet. Our room cost us USD10 (approx RM36.50) per night, which is cheap in all sense of word. It came with TV and cable channels too.

A refreshing cold shower helped get rid of the stickiness, albeit for about 5 minutes, before we settled for lunch at the hotel. Tried some Khmer food, which was really Thai green curry and some spring rolls. Nothing impressive but we were quick to lap everything up coz we were hungry!

Oh, by the way, the friendly guesthouse relations officer or perhaps just the caretaker, Phanaa, spoke Bahasa Malaysia, much to our surprise! Phanaa has been to Malaysia before. His English isn’t half bad either. What you can expect in Siem Reap is quite an English-speaking people, much attributed to the 4-hour per week English study in school. Even poor kids by the road side can speak basic English. The cab driver at the airport, for example, spoke very fluent English. Expect some to also speak Mandarin or Hokkien in some parts. Siem Reap, because of the great Angkor Wat, is no stranger to tourists, and therefore English as a language, is widely spoken and understood.

Sunset on Angkor

At around four, we took a tuk-tuk to the temple of Phnom Bakheng (built in the late 9th century) to catch the sunset. Phnom Bakheng or Bakheng Hill is a temple mountain, the first major temple to be built around the Angkor area. The Angkor tour area is huge. We chose to buy a one-day pass which allows you to catch the sunset on the previous day, then a full-day tour access the next day. All for USD20. A 2-day pass costs USD40. The 8km journey there was quite pleasing, the air cool and refreshing once amongst the tall trees.

We had to hike up the steep yellow, coarse terrain to reach the temple. There were floods of people. Some chose to go by a special elephant ride.

The view of Tonle Sap Lake and the distant Angkor Wat is spectacular, and we had a field day taking photographs. There were some monks clothed in bright orange robes and were a focus of some photographers and tourists. There was a mix of Japanese, caucasian and local visitors who came to catch the sunset that occurred around 6.30pm or so.

Din-din at Club Street
Arriving back in the hotel later, we took a walk to Phsar Chsa for dinner. We settled for a Khmer dinner at Temple Club, at the happening Club Street. Club Street houses touristy pubs and restaurants, and a popular place amongst the gwailos. The food at Temple Club was brilliant, and we completely stuffed ourselves with the selection of local dishes, just a small part of Temple Club’s extensive menu (which also includes Indian cuisine).

We stocked up on bottled water before heading back to the guesthouse. Bottled water is recommended at all times. Tap water in Cambodia is not safe to drink. Avoid ice cubes as well, if possible, especially if you decide to sample local fare at road side stalls.

It was a long, exhilarating day but we agreed it was wonderful to be in Siem Reap, away from the bustle of hectic Kuala Lumpur. A deserving week-long break, no doubt. The unfamiliar pillow welcomed us as we laid our tired bodies on the alien bed and looked forward to tomorrow’s events.

Sunrise at Angkor and a 5am wake-up call!

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All pics by Verne, J, Peanut + Cat

Technorati tags: Siem Reap, Cambodia, Angkor Wat, Lonely Planet, Air Asia, Phnom Penh, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Categories: Travel-elation

Back to Civilisation. Reluctantly.

April 8, 2006 · 3 Comments

The moment we alighted from the Air Asia Boeing 737, our skin welcomed the cool air. The heat and humidity that we’ve encountered over the past 7 days in Cambodia and Vietnam became mere memories. Almost instantly, we stopped perspiring. Although reluctant to come home and face the dread of the office come Monday, I think we were thankful for the less harsh weather.

The Cambodia-Vietnam trip was awesome. Will write a detailed account ala journal in my next post, with plenty of pics to boot. Hopefully it will be somewhat an informal, unofficial guide for those planning to visit our northern neighbours.

Much has happened since I left. About 300 emails (70% spam, what else is new?) cramped in my mailboxes (arrgh!). Prime Minister of Thailand resigns and names an interim successor. The Saddam Hussein trial unwinds. Apple welcomes Windows with Boot Camp. Alex Yoong earns his first ever pole position for the Sprint Race in Shanghai, China, and proceeded to grace the podium again for the Feature Race bringing Malaysia to a strong 5th in overall standings. BIG congrats to Alex and Team A1GP Malaysia!

A little readjusting to the pace of Kuala Lumpur. And also getting used to the dearth of motorbikes on the street. Did I say dearth of motorbikes on the street? No kidding. Vietnam and Cambodia is swarmed with them. In fact, Vietnam has the highest concentration of motorbikes in the world. Go experience crossing the road in either countries. Life will never be the same.

More to come on my trip, promise!

Technorati tags: Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, Thaksin, Saddam Hussein, Apple, Boot Camp, A1GP, Alex Yoong

Categories: Travel-elation