Liquid Viagra

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and
just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Source: Unknown

Be A Man. Do The Wight Fink.

This is the biggest dose of racist jokes ever to be told by an Indian. And he’s absolutely funny. I am still in stitches (my stomach is anyways!) since watching Russell Peters, again, yesterday.

Enjoy peeps!

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Brokeback Tom and Mountain Jerry

Oh gawd. If there was one thing that could make you cry today, it’s got to be this. Brokeback Tom and Mountain Jerry. Thanks Swifty. You made my day.

Early Mornin Humour // Lawak Bodoh Awal Pagi

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido balik….

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!! salah EPL laaa

3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang….cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’

8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki…siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong…

9) Apa dia ‘Jauh di mata, dekat di hati’?
Answer: Usus

10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

12) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan ‘buaya’

13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer:Sekretari baik………………’Selamat pagi Boss’
Sekretari kurang baik………..’Dah pagi ni Boss’

14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang…heheheh

15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah ‘kringgg’ bole diangkat…

18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ….gile ape…

19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah……

The v.Blog take: Kelakar giler, macam sial. Tergolek dog aku awal pagi! Siapa yang tulis ni memang champion. Juara. Besar bagai johan!

Subtitle: This is so goddamn funny. Rolled on the floor laughing in the morning. Whoever wrote this is the ultimate champion. Grow like a champion grow!

When Gaban Z meets Ultraman, All Hell Breaks Loose!

My best friend sent me this. It’s probably old, but heck – when I read it, I not only flipped and rolled on the floor, but it made me think of those impossible moments amongst friends. You know, the get-together moments when someone starts a topic (usually rubbish), but it continues seamlessly, flowing through the most ridiculous scenarios, and such. Ever had that? Hahahaha. Funny, real funny! It’s like a page off Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Completely and absolutely improbable, but funny.

Gaban Z lawan Ultraman Tanduk

Pada satu pagi, Gaban Z telah pergi ke pokok ketapang besar di hujung jalan. Semua orang takut pada pokok ketapang yang suram tu sebab semua orang ingat pokok tu ada hantu. Sebenarnya, pokok tu tak ada hantu. Pokok itu adalah rumah Ultraman Tanduk.

Gaban Z buat pose ninja lalu menendang-nendang perdu pokok ketapang itu. Dia tendang-tendang lagi kemudian dia langut ke atas. Pucuk pokok tu sayup di atas sampai hilang ditelan kabus. Lepas berapa lama masih tak ada jawapan, Gaban Z tendang lagi bertalu-talu. Baru saja dia nak tendang buat kali ke 9, perdu pokok itu tiba-tiba berlubang.

“Oi,” kata Ultraman Tanduk yang masih berdagu gerutu. Dia belum bercukur pagi itu.”Apa nyer sial ko ni ha? Pagi buta wat taik ni ha? Tak dek respek ke, o’ang nak tido?”

“Ultraman Tanduk! Aku Gaban Z! Aku cabar kau bertarung dengan aku!”

“Oi,” kata Ultraman Tanduk sambil menggaruk bontot kiri yang tiba-tiba terasa gatal. “Apa hal ko ni ha? Dah, pegi balik. Mak ko pangge tu ha.”

Enjoy the full story and more at neohikayat.blogspot.com

How old are you, really?

Can’t believe I am doing this. I know. I am old! No thanks for the reminder, Chris!

1. Name one of the actor of the old days that you missed the most
The dude from Airwolf. Erm… what’s his name again?

2. Name a cartoon of the old old days
G.I. Joe

3. Name a singer/group of the old days
Mr Mister

4. Band of the old days
Guns ‘n’ Roses

5. TV Series of the old days
Airwolf, A-Team, CHIPs, Miami Vice

6. Actress of Old Days
Stephanie Zimbalist (???)

7. Fashion of Old Days that you miss the most
Dr. Martens and ripped jeans

8. Movie of Old Days
Star Wars

9. Music Video of Old Days
Billie Jean – MJ

10. Coolest Song of Old Days
Blaze of Glory – Bon Jovi

As an act of revenge, I am tagging Qwerty, Diva, Laidbare, Paultan and 5-Cat Style + The Flyer.

Memoirs of a Gayshia

Watch this. This is just so good.

Memoirs of a Geisha

The Making of a Commercial

This should be quite familiar for those in the ad industry! Uncanny!

Source: Forwarded email (thanks, SJ!)

How to tell if your day isn’t going too well

How’s that to start the day?

Source: Forwarded email

Of Hardware, Software and Joysticks

Ever wondered why Bahasa Malaysia will never be an international language? Try this phrase for starters:

ENGLISH:
The server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the client’s port.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Sorry, just had to do this! Hahaha.